Try to have at least one collectible be as cool as this:

Dude, have you ever taken an arrow to the knee?

We should be less worried about who Maker Studios is firing and more with the ones they aren’t, namely Jontron. After all, he recently went on a twitter rant about how much he hates the Women’s March, BLM, and feminism in general as well as doing an interview for the right-wing propaganda website Breitbart about how…

I want to see a venn diagram of overlapping hardsextube.com and nationalreview.com account holders.

Death Star 74?

Seriously. It is as if people don’t understand that there are more depths and types of love than eros (eroticism.) There is also storge (empathy and caring), philia (friendship love as strong as your family ties), and agape (unconditional love.) As the Joker tends to be depicted as frenemy, his relationship would fall…

It’s easy:

“According to With News, these delicious brogues are size 26cm, which would be a size ten in the U.S., and come with a shoe horn and shoe cream, both made from, wait for it, chocolate.”

well if we are all dead that does explain why Frederick Douglass is still around

Me every 10 minutes of this farce:

Me: I don’t care about Link, I don’t even have a Nintendo, why should I care about this figure-

The Big Short doesn’t fit in with the rest of these movies because it’s ruined by Christian Bale and not Ryan Gosling.

I really enjoyed this list, Kirk. But allow me to add this to the Recommended Stories tab:

Yesterday, our family and friends played some Mario Kart, and Super Mario 3D World together and had a good time. Someone decided to bust out the Overcooked game, and it turned into Hell’s Kitchen IRL. One person got really upset, threw a controller, and walked out of the house cursing at everyone else. That pretty…

Bayonetta 2 is best christmas game.

You guys do a secret Santa? Or a white elephant?

If your hibernation pod opened 80 years early, and you had to choose between awakening one of the three princesses pictured, which one would you choose, and why?

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