This is the dumbest jalop fear mongering there is. It’s a fucking car that hurdles down the road at 20-100+ miles per hour but you’re going to worry about a soapy car washes water source?

I purchased a used Jeep Liberty after I sold back my cheating TDI... I love the thing SOOOO much that this article has inspired me to bring it to the automatic car wash weekly.

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

I understood that reference.

I think that’s what this style of dress is called too.

Let’s face it, it’s not close to the dumbest thing Americans have done since last November 7th.

I think this driving style is called “fast car stupid”.

Traction control is the mongoose to the Viper. Or the Viper to the mongoose. Either way it’s bad. I don’t know animals.

I don’t anything anybody including FIAT has high expectations of the Sauber team. Sauber team has been broke for many seasons. So now they begged and begged Ferrari for some kind of discount on the engines, and Ferrari/FIAT decided to do it, and demanded that Sauber gives something back, and so they changed the name…

Hay! Alpha maid Motor Tend’s Car of The Year this year, they can’t bee that bad.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

“Highways are necessary for the functioning of society. Motorsports events are not.”

I disagree with this statement. 

VVS is a serious condition I’d rather not male joke about...

Not as disappointed as I am in their choice of fonts.

“Old love just rusts.”

The time lapse night shot from Turn 1 was awesome!

A Corvette comment exactly one hour after the article posted? Y’all are showing restraint.

I think I have a pretty good solution to this grid “person” dilemma: