Normal comment by normal guy who totally respects women and isn’t shitting himself in anger over Bernie’s popularity.

It’s still a really trash look coming from the Mavs after what happened last year.  

Imagine the debilitating stress and anxiety these poor kids-of-billionaires will be when their classmates tell them that their UNCLE and not their DAD is the owner! How will they ever recover??

“I’m concerned my kids will be teased for being second-class billionaires.” 

And the Marlins traded Paddack to the Padres for Fernando Rodney. Cold world out there. 

The White Sox traded Tatis to the Padres for James Shields. I hate so much that I am a fan of a team that has been getting thoroughly owned by the fucking Padres. 

That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

Damn.

I’ve pointed this out enough that people are probably getting sick of it, but:

I think you are dead on with your QB thing. Bradford was a top pick and so when he keeps failing the question isn’t “why was he taken so high?” but “why couldn’t they make it work with his talents?.” And GM after GM think they have the solution. But at the same time some mid draft guy like Foles accomplished way more…

oh god

What are you trying to do? Anti-jinx them back into unstoppable, dominating form? Because that's what you've just done! Good work, now the next 20 championships are all going to be handily won by the Warriors!

Hockey is cool, but impossible to understand. Thank you for helping though.

Thanks for this. For those of us who don’t watch a lot of the hockey, how can you tell that the hockey stick is his hockey stick? Is it because it matches the color of his hockey shirt?

As a huge hocky fan, I’ll try to describe this in a way that makes sense because I know a lot of people don’t follow the sport closely:

Is it possible they didn’t realize they were supposed to double loop and she legit thinks she ran a half marathon when she, in fact, did not?

Canadiens**

Racism exists all over the country (duh) but it's always a little...extra...in Quebec for some reason.