itsjusterk
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itsjusterk

I love that he refused to say “Yay.”

Thanks for the kind words!

Want an even crazier theory? What if Kali is so messed up and so powerful from those experiments that the rest of her crew are projections?

White person: *looks in mirror, punches it*

Man, white people do -not- like to be reminded they’re white.

ISeriously? I thought they were going back to the classic blue and yellow. I mean look at this - it’s fucking ICONIC:

She also has the best line of the whole season, calling Lucas’ story “derivative.” “I just wish it would have been a bit more original, that’s all.” Which is a meta-commentary on criticisms of the first season.

Jerry Richardson: SIRI WHAT IS THE EMOJI FOR SCOWLING HOW DO YOU TEXT A SCOWL

Jerry Richardson: I’m not racist. I just don’t hire guys with tattoos.

You can’t cut someone off in a text... but have a star anyways

Jed York: Mom says I’m not asupposed to be on the phone after 9.

Tomsula (into a tin can on a string): HELLO? HELLO? *angrily bangs can repeatedly on cardboard wall of his cardboard box home, holds can back up to his ear* HELLO?!!

Marc Davis: [communicates entirely in Minions reaction GIFs]

Stan Kroenke: hey guys it’s dean I’m over my data limit so hit me up on stans phone

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

must have been changed after you posted without editor note