Kershaw in the World Series or me in therapy?

Yo, head’s up, when Darlene was sitting alone in Shayla’s apartment she was downloading a torrent, a BluRay rip of the 1996 film Shazam, starring Sinbad.

But that is coming up based on the alleged issue from years ago, with the 14 year old. Given the information that we have now about that, it is not unreasonable to take a closer look at other incidents and see if there is anything there. You are being willingly obtuse about that point and how they are related.

12-12, which was later than it should have been. This isn’t the Cubs winning after 108 years. I have a job to go to the next morning.

The first time I went to bed or the second time I went to bed?

I made it through the top of the 10th and passed ou... err fell asleep during the commercials.

Same. My wife took over the tv after I went to bed and got 2 episodes of Stranger Things ahead of me...

I’m not sure I ever really went to bed. I saw a tweet that said:

Yeah, right. If he was so good ten years ago, then how come he’s not on the Cavs?

I saw it in some movie, tried to find it, but googling “dick through bedsheet, movie” wasn’t the wisest career move to start the week. If it’s all bullshit, then it’s all bullshit. It still made me laugh to think about.

That throw was perfectly placed. If it’s six inches off in any direction, that run scores.

I really like how he doesn’t wear batting gloves. As if to say, “I don’t wear gloves when felling trees, why would I wear gloves to hit a ball?’

Wait a second… the Astros are in the AL now?!?! Next you’ll tell me the Brewers moved to the NL! Ha!

I give squirrels a wide berth.

Wilpon: Excuse me sir, do you have a minute? You may not know it, but our team's in some tough financial straits, and it looks like you could "Wright" the ship, ha ha ha . May I ask, how much are your consulting fees?