the best player available for the team since 2014 who isn’t pulisic wasn’t picked because he spent a good chunk of his life in germany growing up. the institution sucks if it thinks fabian johnson isn’t worth playing.

what are we supposed to play someone who instead plays in the *squints at palm of hand* beandesliga

i know a lot about soccer that’s why im suggesting the next soccer coach go for more two point shots

hey man don’t let me stop you from going to US rugby and suggesting they try football washouts, just don’t be surprised if they act like they’ve heard that one before

those guys are surely more likely to go to the CFL though instead of playing rugby, where they’d have to learn rules and start at the bottom of an already pretty low-reaching ladder. carlin isles ran a 4.22 for the lions but by the time he’s able to play for the XVs he’ll be almost 30 probably. it seems like it should…

i get the feeling that they aren’t the type of fat guys who can run continuously for 80 minutes though

it’s been tried, endlessly, usually in sevens where having the fastest player on the field can actually work from time to time. but look at the 15 starting for new zealand and australia. it takes a huge range of body types and players and football washouts aren’t the way to do it. carlin isles has been as hyped as a…

man if you think we don’t have a long-term plan for soccer i got bad news about rugby. american soccer chooses to go after athletes who failed in other sports instead of installing youth academies but rugby has to do it out of necessity.

the worst thing that could have happened was for arena to qualify and be satisfied with getting knocked out after a 3-1 loss finishing second in the group. that would have been mission accomplished for him and he would get to go for another cycle.

bruce arena retire binch

im like 80% sure that some time in the last week trevor has been mad at mcdonalds about szechuan sauce

its the plural version of “help” because i gave icedhippo a lot of help so it needed the apostrophe :)

outstanding social tv expericnece. hope this help’s

the mug is round...the jar is round..........they should call it Roundtine

and whats up with innings...we should call them outings that is so much more fun

the best response so far is still the guy on twitter who suggested burning jerseys people already own and wearing home-made bootleg shit to games

lol owners should be afraid of their players. be terrified that someone sits out a game instead of kneeling and that that catches fire too.

i can still hear the PA announcer in the first n64 ken griffey game saying “catcher darin fletcher” when he came to bat

lmao there is already a description for how people born in 2012, also known as children recently graduated from toddlerism, behave in the workplace

huh looks like sharief does like it actually