millenkals!!!

you like speaking a specific vintage of english, my dude. also ur real old and very old, like physically you are probably 69 years old

more like Hurt Shitting ha ha. if he had like suffered an injury while pooping

i have never watched television everytone youre welcome

have you ever heard of a man with 50 liters of blood having a stroke tho

buddy i have 30 liters of blood in me im never going to have a stroke

i have three times the normal blood of ah uman being i and two other wild eyed worked up deadspin commenters can take these bears on and still pay the blood tax

like congrats to cpac i guess but i don’t really give credit to people for taking out their own fetid trash

hoyl shit if trevor bauer is still Baseballs Most Science Man then he needs to be fuckin stuffed and sick with stem cells by now

boy he was right there on the edge of elucidating all of us on the subtle differences between “pedophilia” and “ephebophilia” wasn’t he

buddy...........same

im rthe rat from the video

the photo of chris christie is credited to frank franklin ii. america have we run out of names it is ok to say yes we can work on this

in tiger woods pga tour 2004 that driver gives u +10 distance tho

i have an aerospace engineering degree and im very stupid

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs

boston is so much worse than trump because trump could only win twice

i watch sports so take it from me an expert: this guy sucsk

diana is the best deadspin has ever, ever had, and it’s not even close

excellent use of money to reach the demographic of “only people who ever ask me ‘have u seen that commercial’ anymore” consisting solely of my retired mother