I assume they could combine it with something like Taco Bell or McDonald’s order ahead drive thru. You can already order ahead with the Wawa app, so they’d just have your custom sandwich ready when you get there.

Nah they were chill with him up until a few years ago when he started his pro-Trump nonsense. They knew he was skeevy. The rich don’t care what other rich people do in their private lives, as long as it doesn’t affect them.

In my early 20s, I fell prey to a “self-help” podcaster who touted NLP as a way to fix all your problems. The way he spoke was very close to hypnotic for me, and I listened for hours. I had been suffering from depression and (undiagnosed) binge eating disorder. I was so desperate at the time that I used my credit card…

And I hope every one of them gets great big gobs of money from Epstein’s estate. It won’t undo a single injustice but you just try and tell any decent human being they don’t deserve it 10 times over.

I mean, it could be both.

Those poor girls. I’m really hoping that the abuse they were subjected to gets completely aired out, and that every one of their abusers gets punished.

So, Alan, it turns out that folks weren’t ostracizing you at all those Hamptons parties because you chose to be a mouthpiece for Trump during his impeachment. They were staying away from you because you’re skeevy AF.

Sounds like Michaele's remarriage has been quite the Journey

First, what’s stassiebaby? Is it those particular people, or any duo wearing flesh colored clothing that makes them look, well, doughy? And why do they look so concerned?

What is that statement? She still seems just as “blank canvas” as before.

The show tanked because they couldn’t decide what it wanted to be and none of the personalities were dynamic enough to decide it for them. Unfortunately, RHOA franchises have always been very segregated so they couldn’t exactly do an all-white DC…

Ramona and Avery are racist, classist, coronavirus spreading trash. I wish they’d go away.

Here’s my crabby Thursday morning take that you didn’t ask for:

“The Metropolitan Transit Authority claims that the problem is not on their end”

Sounds like someone likes to “get off” at train stations. (I’ll see myself out)

While getting hammered after the rehearsal dinner, the bride-to-be told me how her husband-elect liked her to talk like the feather duster (high pitched, French accent) in Beauty and the Beast , it really turned him on.

Tom Hanks saves the day again, because until his bit at the end I had no idea who any of these people were.

Replies to SCU are never classified as “late”. That’s kooky talk!

Thought this was a Superman Elseworlds : where Superman and Lois have to save their daughter from Reality TV stardom.