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I like tummy!  

Don’t foist her spawn on Black men...not even in jest...our men have enough issues.

Mr. President, can you point to the picture of an elephant? Do you think the elephant has covid? Do you remember what your middle name is?

There’s a lot of natural beauty in this country and it would be unfortunate if we had to give it up to the RWNJs.

She says “it’s blue and gold.” 

I once went to a wedding where the most distinguished guest was a French princess! She was very old, I think she’s a family friend of some sort, and the fact that she was there was somewhat overshadowed (for me) by the fact that the bride’s aunt was NOT there (because the bride’s aunt was Mary Kay Letourneau). It was

Well she literally is reading from the her playbook.. She is like a person at a tech call center that has to look up prepared information.

Her bonnet is the round placemats I picked up at the last minute from Cost Plus a few Thanksgiving dinners ago.

There’s a Harper’s article from 2017 that fleshes her out.

“Mr. President. Do YOU think you have COVID?”
“No.”
“Okey Dokey!  Test past!”

My brother-in-law is like this. Not necessarily a bad person, but has tried out what feels like every religion/cult under the sun (Scientology, Mormonism, Catholicism, and Hillsong are all on the list) and has swung between supporting conservative, traditional politics to bemoaning the environment we are going to

The problem is that these folks don’t want a white paradise that excludes people of color, they want to subjugate us, exploit us for cheap labor and culture while denying us of equality. That’s their utopia. 

Wow - until I read the ‘don’t want to engage’ I would have said yes she called her a lying bitch. After reading what she said she wrote I agree that’s what she said (NOT Lying bitch).

I been...not exercising very much..BUT WHEN I DO...It’s Abby Pollock.

I’ve been reading Anna Merlan’s (former Jezebel writer) new book, Republic of Lies, and one of the white nationalist leaders she interviews makes that exact same argument. On its face, it could sound reasonable enough; i.e., there are such irreconcilable differences between mutlicultural/multiethnic people and white

the internet, blissfully, didn’t exist”

Jack LaLanne’s wife’s name was Elaine, and I think that’s great.

I have a strong dislike of fitness gurus or whatever who make big promises regarding results.

Hey there! Omg it’s so true about Topamax. I’ve had the same experiences with more meds than I can count at this point, and it feels like some have taken months of my life from me, you know? It’s time we can’t get back, when we’re unable to function. Ugh!

‘80's music can be divided in two categories... the “good ‘80's” and the “bad ‘80's”. 90+% of this is in the bad category, likely no matter what type of music you like (unless you just like the hits, of course).