I’ll keep doing my part as a Jalopnik reader and not buy any new cars

RE: Tennessee

If we’re doing somewhat recent boxing movie rock bottoms, I’d say Southpaw deserves a mention too.

One minor plus of chopping your garnish early is it give it a chance to dry a little. I know with cilantro, for instance, I’ll rinse it before chopping, and those wet leaves sort of stick to everything. It’s nice to chop it up at the very beginning of making, say, a pot of chili, so that it air dries a bit and doesn’t…

I don’t know the last time I’ve heard anyone talk about it, but I sunk a ton of time into Project Gotham Racing on the original XBOX. I loved how it mixed traditional wheel to wheel racing and time trials with cone gated tracks that emphasized collecting style points (I think they called them Kudos?). I have fond…

The C8's face is fine.  It needs a butt lift. 

I had the opportunity for the opposite experience a few years back (going from driving my whole life in the US, to driving in Ireland and Northern Ireland).

I think tier 3 can work as ancillary gifts. Like, you probably wouldn’t want to only buy someone scratchers or beef jerky, but they’d make nice stocking stuffers.

I’ll have to check out Gonijam: Haunted Asylum, but I will say there’s an underappreciated Canadian found footage haunted asylum movie that is way better than it has any right to be. Grave Encounters (2011) follows the crew of a ghost hunter reality TV show into a condemned asylum setting, and it nails the creepy,…

It does say sponsored under the video, but yeah, pretty lame. 

I mean, many words do, but unless I’ve been mispronouncing gift, gig, gigabyte, give, giddy, gills, girls, gimp, and gismo my whole life, that’s not a hard and fast rule.

I somehow missed your original article on all the features.  Holy smokes.  The gadget lover in me wants one of these so bad now. 

The meximelt from Taco Bell. They still have plenty of guilty pleasures on the menu (Cheesy Gordita Crunch is one that became a menu fixture awhile back after years of promotional purgatory), but the meximelt was Taco Bell distilled down to its purest form. RIP 

I’m kind of the opposite. I’m intrigued by the gadgetry of Apple Watches (particularly the health tracking features), but I also regularly wear a small rotation of non-smart watches.  I’m worried if I integrate an Apple Watch into my life, I’d never get a chance to wear any of my dumb watches any more. 

We’ve all made empty threats in the last couple of years that we’re going to become the Joker.

We’ve all made empty threats in the last couple of years that we’re going to become the Joker.

Has anyone tried the “upside down” fire? We recently had a nice firepit built on our back patio, and have enjoyed it but also have noticed it’s a bit smokier and ashier than we would ideally like. Now, a lot of this probably due to the wood that have, which probably needs to be dried out a bit more, but I was doing…

Spot on! Where did they all go? I realize they’re old cars now, but I still see other cars from that era occasionally. The fact that I still stumble across a Neon SRT-4 a few times a year but haven’t seen an Evo in I don’t know how long just feels weird.

My introduction to Dave Portnoy was some youtube video of him flipping out on an employee at pizza restaurant because they didn’t want his camera man filming inside while he did his one bite pizza review thing, so they asked them to leave. He went off down the whole “you don’t know who I am?” road, and it painted a…

Eh, depends on his meaning. If the Millennial comment is more like a disclaimer, it works.

Not actually worried. I just thought the timing of the article was funny (especially considering I don’t fly American that often).