What’s more, you’re the one who (theoretically) went to class, so your go to option for cheating is to let your girlfriend take it?

So, as punishment for his transgression, he should... produce this modern remake? Or...?

Maybe add some sort of gimmick - like pouring or squirting mayonnaise on your head to accept the challenge.

We’ll still have ranch dressing and Mountain Dew Code Red. We should be fine....

To quote Lauryn Hill’s Ex-Factor: “It could all be so simple, but you’d rather make it hard.”

I thought yesterday’s article about Mayo Pete did that.

I got all teary-eyed reading this. I wish the best for them both.

Absolutely not. She plays into the white gaze not against it. She may have talent but it’s being outweighed by insecurity and arrogance.

“Do you think that’s part of what the huge backlash is—that she makes people uncomfortable because, despite the fact that she’s not in any of the categories they have decided are beautiful/compelling/desirable, she still is and has the audacity to be unapologetic that she doesn’t fit into their set standards?”

1000000%.

I has numerous “Amber said what” moments reading this. Starting with that picture which might haunt me for the rest of the day.

That isn’t even the worst thing in that mangled sentence. It’s as if she uses Google Translate as her word processor.

My favorite is the people who feel the need to “protect” women by not allowing them to wear it. Because the only way to protect a woman from being told what to wear is to tell her what she *can’t* wear!

It’s so easy to leave Muslims alone. SO easy.

Julian Castro got a raw deal and one of the saddest things of this election cycle for me. But he gives hope for the future, especially within the democratic party, if he’s not corrupted.

Another great article/Funkin’ Lesson.

How do i donate to your 2020 campaign? 

Well yeah what else are we gonna do with all the guns after we take them?  Use them to force everyone to have abortions, turn gay and do drugs!

Yea I agree. I’m Hard of Hearing so every time I use the drive thru I just say I can’t hear them and order at the window. I’ve never had a problem. People defending this cashier have no idea what people with disabilities go through on a daily basis. We accommodate THEM a hell of a lot more than they accommodate us. 

I thought it was from peanuts?