Yeah, she’s Italian. 

I think this whole thing was planned months ago- the Shane Dawson videos, the racist comments from Lee et al, everything.  He has said too much about how “everything is going to come out” for me to think otherwise. 

COTD

I’d also add that if you want to see things done the way you envisioned, maybe don’t do a revokable living trust. They are, as it turns out revokable. It’s right there in the title.

I guess one of the worst ones might have been the time he decided he didn’t want to take soccer at the rec center. “No soccer! No ball! No coach!” he screamed as he disrobed, running to the play structure and squeaking down the slide on his bare butt. It was so bad, nobody would even stare.

I’m sorry. It’s so hard. Be good to yourself. <3

Wow! Cyd Charisse!

OMG cute puppy!

I have this situation with a cousin. She has hoarding issues and the house is filthy. I absolutely believe it is related to executive functioning. She has had a couple of falls, and is in the hospital now. The last time this happened she was 63, but she is nearly 65 now and adult protective services are stepping in. I…

That’s actually a cute lil’ snake. 

Yes. Reminds me of the time that I made a wild mushroom lasagna with a rich gorgonzola cream sauce. Mr. Coco said it was “good” when asked, but two days later, when I made popcorn on the stove instead of the microwave, he told me that I was becoming a great cook. Really dude? He’s wild for my sandwiches too.

I used to visit twice a year, and one day about ten years ago I wandered by Trump Tower on my way to meet a friend. My thought was, “This is it?” It looked cheap and tacky. 

But...I also have less than ten million to my name

I just don’t like the idea of cosmetic surgeons practicing a face lift on me.

That’s lovely. Your mom sounds like a great lady. 

Thank you. Please tell that to people who insist they want this-

Your grandma was a rock solid lady.

Your shop is great. :) 

But you would have gotten physical, or you’ve thought about it. That’s okay. You didn’t do it. You probably miss her a little. It will pass. Sorry. 

I’m sorry. :( The Bay Area is pretty great. I can’t imagine leaving, but you must have had a good reason.