worse than that. he ate pizza chain pizza with a knife and fork. in new york city.

the last girl I was with wanted me to finish on her face. Because of positioning and not being able to see very well I ended up cumming up her nose.

it probably goes beyond even that. rear facing seats would require a change to the entire front end of the car. In addition to just being able to get in and out of the thing comfortably, there wouldn’t be enough headroom to allow for a rear facing front seat on most b-segment cars without a significant change to the…

*that’s the joke*

Does that say “NERD?”

I would firmly blame the mustang in that situation

you clearly aren’t seinfeld aware though

I go back and forth about it. I’m cordial with all my exes but I’m not in a big hurry to hangout with any of them. If we run into each other at a party we’ll chat for a bit to catch up and then go our separate ways. We didn’t work out romantically but they’re still nice people (for the most part, see below).

I’ve…

they’re legal if you put all your cards in sleeves with an opaque back. if you play without sleeves you have to run an all alpha deck to use alpha cards. at that point you might as well just be setting your money on fire though.

that actually brings up an interesting legal point. removal of the statues might not be allowed but what governs modification? for example, what if a town wished to modify their statues such that the statue was encased inside a block of cement?

It’s like the robot vote in that election episode of Futurama, except with the exact opposite of a giant Nixon cyborg ending up with the victory.

except they got beat to market for the affordable electric car with 200 miles of range by GM. Tesla has a lot of hype about them but ultimately they don’t really have a technological edge.

the Metro was available with the 4 cylinder. I had one (mine was a 98 chevy) in high school. It got 45+ mpg and handled like a slot car. It just didn’t accelerate very well.

hold up. Nintendo isn’t issuing cease and desist orders to people that are drawing pictures of, writing songs about, or even making videos featuring their characters/IP. They’re preventing people from making games, their core business, using their IP. If they don’t aggressively go after the fan games they risk losing…

You could choose soccer. There is absolutely no racism in soc....

Fuck.

but electric cars are still at least a full model cycle away from widescale acceptance. we’re just now seeing the rollout of reasonably affordable electric cars in the form of the Model3 and Bolt but broader market vehicles are still a ways off. this is something that Mazda can easily push out into the next iteration…

multiple sealed boxes actually.

we have a local dairy that doesn’t put any additives in their ice cream. the texture is very similar to regular grocery store ice cream and nothing like halo top.

agreeing with this vlogger means that you’re also a moron. congrats.

The Model S is very tough on tires. High torque + clueless drivers mashing the throttle at every intersection + infrequent tire rotation = fast global tire wear.