Yes, son. Damon Wayans, Jr was on New Girl and Happy Endings.

Can we still like Damon Wayans, Jr? ‘Cause I love Junior. Gonna be confusing to loathe one and love the other, but I am up to the challenge.

So nothing.

None of this can possibly sully the Wayans brothers’ vital contributions to cinema, nor their indelible impact on comedy as an art form.

he needs to shut up.

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

Sounds perfectly Texan to me.

Coming Thanksgiving Eve, San Antonio John Jay takes on Sayreville High School is the first ever Walmart Awful Bowl, Presented by Comcast, at Beaver Stadium in State College, Pa. Featuring honorary co-captains Aaron Hernandez and Lawrence Phillips, a commemorative coin toss by Ray Carruth, and a thrilling halftime show…

My gut reaction was I can’t believe a coach would ever instruct high school kids to do this. However, upon further review, I sadly can believe that.

Okay, boys, make sure you do this in as chickenshit a manner as possible. You hit him while his back is turned, then you hit him while he’s down.

Sports torts are notoriously difficult to prove, because the violence must not be specific to the nature of the sport in question (i.e., a hockey player who gets slammed especially hard into the boards has no claim, since the act of playing that sport involves a certain assumption of risk).

I see what you did there.

Hopefully those John Jay kids will be brought to Justice.

Umm, are you kidding me right now? This IS assault. There’s nothing to be overly dramatic about. There’s nothing to be any dramatic about. Plain and simple, it’s assault. Any violent play in football that is not an established part of the game is assault. You swing a baseball bat at someone during a baseball game, and…

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.