(a handy roadmap to purge federal employees because of their political beliefs)

“Accident”

I feel like a full blown conspiracy theorist at this point because I don’t believe anyone anymore. :(

If you want sexy, D&D might be the wrong place to look.

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I’ve always been bothered by female reptilian monsters having tits. What sense does that make? reptiles don’t breastfeed...

I make and sell candles on the side and I think about that episode all the time and wonder if I sound like Jan when I talk about it to people.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

You took me by the hand

As someone how has been in this exact same spot, GET OUT!

They are absolutely atheists, but no one can prove it, and atheism isn’t a religion, so not protected by all of these freedom of religion bills. This is purely political, with the added benefit that it freaks out Christians - who are trying to force their religious beliefs on everyone else - in a way that atheists…

Y’know, I am an atheist. I believe that most of TST folks are, too. So I want to get all criticizey on them and say “Hey, don’t use satire to try to make your point, just use honest argument”. But y’know what? Their shit works. And it seems like it’s often the only thing that does, particularly with this sort of…

2016 is when Satanists are the good guys.

The satanic temple is like the only “religion” I respect at this point. Go Satan go!

President Obama literally called him a jackass for doing that.

Right about when this asshole pulled it for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

All he did was make a “tweet” and a company lost money. I don’t know about you, but when someone just says a single sentence and it sends a company’s stocks tumbling, that’s pretty damn scary.

From a legal perspective, putting your hands up defensively, taking a step back and saying loudly, you’re not looking for trouble or don’t want to fight, can be some important testimony in the future if you do end up fighting. Especially if you win.

Let’s take a look at the charts. The stocks for LMT.WD was on a steady decline since about August 15th, around the time it became pretty well accepted that Hillary would win the presidency and since Democrats don’t spend on the military, the value fell. Then if you look at exactly November 7th, the stock rocketed…

Wouldn’t it be funny if it came out Trump was doing this deliberately so some “friends” could make a killing on shorts and/or options?