Better than Alt, right?

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nobody will be able to point to a career highlight reel or single, unforgettable play when describing his greatness

“Simple sayings can’t be taken for granite. Still, he must be so in bear assed.” - Emmitt Smith

Only once in a blue ball will Theismann get his idioms right. Until then, you just gotta turn a blind herring to it.

In that moment, Altuve was thinking to himself, “I wish the Dodgers had won.”

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

And they’re stupid as fuck. The Target parking lot is not a sea, you stupid assholes

The thing is none of those bears pictured actually exist in California anymore.

Pictured, the bear Sage was hiding from:

This whole thing could have been avoided had Smith just stepped back and taken a deep broth…

A one game suspension seems fair for detrilentil conduct.

An alternative headline: “J.R. Smith Has No Chili”.

Ne-ver want to see ya take a snap

We can just run this story every year, right? Just replace the name of the African-American QB and publish?

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.