This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

If Hezonja fantasy squad, you’re doomed.

Oooh. I like this game. I have two:

That ad really pisses me off. Don’t pretend you don’t know what a computer is, you little fucker!

That Apple iPad girl? She’s lying. She knows what a computer is. Don’t play dumb with me, little girl. Typing away on an iPad in a Brooklyn backyard is sucky and you know it. Get a real laptop.

It is also likely that Seagal will continue to be someone that 99.9 per cent of rational people never think of.

I drill my artisanal ice holes using nothing less than the finest vintage hand augers. Using a DeWalt? Disgusting! Why not take a shit on the ice while your at it.

I think he should be lauded. Instead of talking sex to people on his payroll for their work, he’s discussing their work to people who get paid for sex.

It is really, really hard for me to believe these interactions had anything to do with sex.

Dad, you need to log off.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

Definitely concerned—he doesn’t even mention his 4-point play!

if you can’t stand the cold, get into the kitchen.

Trainer: We’re going to have to take you to the hospital.

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

What league is that team in?

I hope the agent enjoys his ten percent off these contracts. And that he does not smoke all the cigs in one day.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

RIP Wentz’ mobility.

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.