Irish Curse

That’s good work considering it took the Sixers 15 years just to find one building block.

I am going to be that guy- This has nothing to do with the First Amendment. She is free to say Trump is a racist. And ESPN, a private company, is free to fire her/punish her/do nothing to her if it feels like it.

Approves

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

YES! Another guy all the basic chicks can say is their “boyfriend.” We needed one more of those guys. It was dark times there for a while.

This is a downer.

How far can you punt a football in a hurricane?

Oh it’s because now that he’s in America, he forgot he was supposed to stand on the right instead of the left.

Is this a regular column that I’ve never seen before? If not, it 100% should be. This was both hysterical AND informative.

I know I’m an asshole, but isn’t the correct Spousal Strategy to never get yourself into this situation, by not marrying the kind of person who would want to make a Sushi Casserole in the first place?

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

This isn’t really fair to the Dolphins. The Bucs will be coming off a bye in week 10 and will have two weeks to prepare.

I’m not even going to pretend to be Tommy for this post, because, in real life, I’m a lawyer in the Virgin Islands. Thankfully I’m on the mainland for the holiday weekend and delayed my flight

Perhaps you should spend some time researching the best way to clean the shit off your takes.

This is the single worst take in the history of language.