This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

He should really try being a Greg Softy sometime.

I love the fantasy world that the ‘stealth is obsolete’ crowd lives in, where China and Russia have developed all kinds of fantastical radars and drones and other cutting-edge technology to defeat stealth aircraft. All of which are seemingly completely unknown to the people who actually build our aircraft and radar…

Albert Burneko is a selfish lover and enters the same contest multiple times on FanDuel.

Will Presumably Claim Whatever Titles He Wants

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Why do you dress like an extra from a horrific, post-apocalyptic hellscape to be an extra in another horrific, post-apocalyptic hellscape?

Seriously, color guy. Rather than just scream “Oh my God!” maybe tell us how much you’re cumming, how far it’s shooting, etc.

Bradley was frank when asked directly if the concussion that Pierce possibly suffered sometime before the kickoff contributed to the running back’s confusion.

It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.

Grier: “These B12 shots really work, can’t believe they’re legal!”

Never go full Goodell.

You can take the Chase Utley out of Philadelphia, but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of Chase Utley. Seriously, fuck this guy.

That’s a straight up tackle with intent to injure.

Somehow you typed “comments from people who are right and speak the truth” and it came out as “trolls.” You might need a new keyboard

Meh, nothing to see here. Kansas football is plenty used to being embarrassed by fat guys.

To be fair, I don’t want anyone with titties calling baseball games for me either, which is why I’m thrilled that Curt Schilling is still suspended.

How did you get Andy Dalton to model for this post?

That was one of my assignments when working on C-17's, loading flares. A very stressful task as any stray voltage could cause a can to explode on ground level right above your hands as you're loading the canister and magnesium is kinda painful when it's lit up. Still, was fun to think about how many times I loaded…