Take this star from your mom’s house!

This is the only way this game could have ended: with another Peter man INT, Kaep still out of the league, and a Bortles taking a knee, to the home crowd’s delight.

Welp, I don’t know about that bro.

Twitter is only as bad as the people you follow, or how far down in the comments you scroll. You are required to follow shitty people on Facebook (ex. Friends, Family, Co-workers), not Twitter.

Pictured above:

Nice try but that is obviously photoshopped. Everyone knows you can’t find mahi-mahi or yellowfin for 3.99 a lb these days.

Sit on the tank while facing the door. Obviously

The above mentioned lists of pickled foods are the worst fucking things I have ever read on Deadspin. Brett and Drew ruined my day. This is my list:

FLORIDA MAN disagrees

Sushi Casserole is the obvious choice

See I wasn’t lying

As a Florida native I am heartbroken by this but can we please not demand the resignation/termination of the staff that lovingly cared for this amazing creature for decades? As sad as we are about it you know that the museum staff is devastated.

Somewhere (Tampa) Miko Grimes is hovering over a Tannehill voodoo doll feeling more powerful than any of us will ever feel.

IloveMackinin, he just wanted the club to hustle up... on a Tuesday.

The Magic traded this exact package for Serge Ibaka last year :(((((((((((((((((

In honor of Brandon Phillips

2017 NBA All Star Weekend

The best is when Yoel, post fight, screamed “Don’t forget Jesus” but his accent is so heavy that everyone thought he said “No for Gay Jesus”

Captain Amarijuanaca

“That’s how you commemorate a double pipe classic.”