Was anyone brave enough to read the greys? If so bravo

Will I ever stop laughing at dick jokes (and subsequently stop reading Deadspin articles)?

They really didn't, he is an awful coach.

So he goes “whitehead” his whole life and it’s ok, but if I go “blackface” for one Halloween it’s a big deal.

I guess clothes cost a lot in the matrix.

That was dope... She could get it. And by “it” I mean the ball. And by the “ball” I mean my d. And by “my d” I mean a soccer ball.

ce ne est pas nu ours

Drafting an FCS Quarterback with the 2nd overall pick would be the Browns-iest move ever. Please let this happen!

Came (not through my dick) for the ballsacks, left disappointed.

. Sarcasm is lost on me.

More like Matt Mitri-one eye, amirite??

At the wedding or the last parts of the game??

This game broke my brain... This game and the alcohol I have been drinking since 3 pm.

Please don't pump him up.

The UFC just killed it’s golden goose. Dos Anjos is not a draw to the MMA layman, and he's a fucking beast who could easliy dispatch Conor. I hope McGregor wins but I don't see it happening.

Delerium Tremens is the only thing in this post that I would ever tell other people about. No offense.

Kaylee Hartung can do whatever she wants... With my heart.

I'm trying to know your wife if she knows who Doug Marrone is lol.

I was begging Drew to put him on the list.

We do have nice things, like a beautiful city, nice weather, great culture, nice nightlife/restaurants, etc. Just not a nice football team.