Red is scientifically proven to reduce night time eye strain.

Don’t you know? 50K trucks are for jumping!

I didn’t know Harbor Freight sold rims that size.

Actually, I wish the red backlighting were more popular. It doesn’t kill your night vision like the ever popular blue .

made in the same factory too!

GM also had GREY BUTTON PALOOZA for a while:

But Pontiac air vents are fun!

I... I... I like it. Looks much better in black. A bit dark, but I stand by my statement that I like it.

Yea, but at least back in the day, there was an in-terminal porn shop. “Dr. Mueller’s Sex Shop” conveniently near the USO on the lower level.

You forget HR and payroll, they need their asses kissed too. (IT person here)

Ooh, I’ve been summoned!

With this in mind, would it be wrong for me to say that a new Smuggler’s Run would be amazing to have on current gen consoles. Even if it was just a downloadable game, if it was made with GTA V’s engine, I’d buy it.

It's typically referred to as personal property tax. You get to pay the state a tax for the privilege of continuing to own something that you already paid tax on when you originally bought it.

Ugh. I just can't focus on driving when the popo is behind me. I have to pull over because like 75% of my brain is like HOW FAST AM I GOING TOO FAST? TOO SLOW? ARE THEY MAD???

A helpful article would be "Get your car registered you Tea Party bum."

LED lights are not found on police cars.

Nice job making yourself look like a dumb ass :D

Every comment on the internet is super serious...

“Monkeys eat our cables, we eat the monkeys.”

They certainly will soak up the blood :D