I envy the person who got to splash all that fake blood around... That must be the best job in the world!

When I have an orgasm

When i smell my own fart.

Looks like rageface grew his hair out...

Meanwhile, Packer fans are still waiting for Mike McCarthy's balls to show up.

Ugh.

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

You know what I say when someone tells me about a car they're looking to buy, lease, whatever?

That's like, the first thing I do when I buy a new car. Take it home, drop in a small block. Doesn't matter what it is. Mustang GT? Small block. Minivan? Small block. Mitsubishi Mirage? You bet that sucka's getting a small block.

GAP insurance.

Personally I think the $200mil should be paid. Delivered in small yet heavy coins, straight to their HQs. From the orbit.

I think the conversation in Australia shouldn't really be about the violence. There will always be something controversial that some find distasteful like this scene. And even if I am fan of the original Hotline Miami, I can respect that.

This is disingenuous as it's comparing racing shot through a camera to a game that's trying to simulate actually being there.

Did a little more reading. Turns out he was already in jail for sodomy and child molestation, and also part of a group that allegedly hacked white house servers, FBI servers, and U.S. Army servers. And charged with witness intimidation. So...yeah.

Trust the internet to provide a pro-vandal point of view.

Starred for admitting that that pizza is the worst.

Nope. Still city streets, not neighborhood streets. No dibs.