Speaking as someone who does superficially similar field work in Texas, what he really needs to do is to talk to his supervisor about getting access to university vehicles. The importance of this cannot be understated - looking official opens a lot of doors at field sites that would otherwise be 100% closed if you…

/\ this should always be the answer

No way this guy is selling for $25k.

Easy:

““Your concern is extremely important to us at Chevrolet, and to me specifically, fellow human.”

THANK YOU elgordo47 for mentioning the 300 lol.  I have owned two and I always though it was a handsome looking car.  It’s got a little retro vibe to it, with the long nose and short back.

So, Elon couldn’t keep it up? Figures.

Woke up this morning, got myself a gun boat.

I have a house. I do not have a Ferrari. So...car.

audible nose snort to you good sir

Maybe they’re just soaking, which god doesn’t see of course.

This is a bit surprising. The word “fiancé” implies that they’re not yet married. I don’t personally give a shit, but I thought her crowd was against pre-marital sex. I’m a bit surprised that the audience at a prayer breakfast wouldn’t have been downright scandalized by an open admission of pre-marital sex. If they’re…

Loaded maverick with a 2" drop. 

We’re glad too!

I asked ChatGPT “Need plot and D-list actors for a movie about sharks eating cocaine off the coast of Miami” and it came up with this and I couldnt be happier with AI:

WTF, why didn’t they just break the driver (or passenger) window and open the door instead of bashing the front windshield and handing the baby through the broken glass??

They don’t have to observe it to confirm, we absolutely know it is happening. It is Florida which has its own natural laws so if even if something sounds completely insane the simple fact that it can be postulated then means it is true in Florida. In a state where it snows lizards, the ocean comes up through the…

In addition to observing odd shark behavior during a dive