Ha It occurred to me many times over the years. But I get satisfaction that he lost his job over this. I hope he didn’t land somewhere else though.

Ah, the old “your loan application was denied” ruse. I had that happen to me once, except the application was never submitted and it was a lie to try to ram me into a loan with a bigger down payment, a much higher rate, and I am sure a bigger finance reserve to the dealer. Their mistake was not realizing that in a…

Thankfully, it would appear this Jeep is just out of Tracy’s reach.

Sounds like a neat fantasy, but that thing’s almost level with the parking lot. This looks more like someone was told to move their shitbox or it was just abandoned. After numerous times of having to clear snow around the shitbox  with a huge loader, the operator finally looked at this thing, let out a huge sigh, said…

I also have a pretty good guess as to how it happened.

Ah man, The Craft. 90's Fairuza Balk. What an era.

Today we examine that bystander of Craigslist standbys, the Red Flag.

With some work it would be perfect for wanting to live 90's nostalgia,

So they hit 331mph Canadian?

Just a thought - don’t know if Gareth did this.

My husband, who is pretty close to the ideal man (for me!), says that if you have to talk that much about how manly you are, what defines masculinity, how to protect your masculinity and celebrate it, you aren’t a man.

I’m not going to get into a line-by-line critique of why I disagree with this turd. I’ll just say this.

it seems so much like NXIVM! the weird obsession with masculinity is just like the society of protectors. i hate that i know their factions, i blame that HBO doc.

Her daughter def looks like a mean girl in a Freeform sitcom about teens at a fancy private girls’ school.

I’d only ever seen Doing Too Much Jack Black so I was deeply annoyed by him (School of Rock, Jumanji, Nacho Libre, Shallow Hal).

I explained who in the story, you know, if you had read it. Or did you just come here to be a dick?

OP/Question asker here (THE Chris). All these suggestions are great! Mercedes, I KNEW a bus was going to be yours. I went down some pretty deep Marketplace/Craigslist rabbit holes looking at camper vans, Sprinters, and all nature of other vehicles. I omitted a couple details that I realize would have been helpful.…

Wow, way to call me out for not reading the site I work for, thanks for throwing me under the bus! I’ll keep an eye out.

Wow, way to call me out for not reading the site I work for, thanks for throwing me under the bus! I’ll keep an eye…

Math checks out.

You not only took stuff to the junkyard, but more importantly, didn’t come back with any different stuff. I raise a mug of decaf French roast in a salute to progress and hope to get there myself!