Naw dawg. That’s too much, even for me. 

I was looking for a new financial planner around 2004, one guy I interviewed had pictures of his H2 like this in his office- more than one of them

It seems like asparagus kicks in really fast - but not in the good way.

I nominate Cheryl Eddy for President because she did not make this a slideshow when she easily could have.

I lost count how many time the narrator reminded us the car had been sitting in a barn for 44 years.

I do intend to watch Seduced, I just need to get the Vow out of my system first.

This made me smile. 🤣 I feel like it’s for the true stories. I wrote about an incident involving my husband and I, and a door opening between us and struggled with it. Could be covid burnout, but I was like...this doesn't make sense! I need to explain the stairs and the bathroom!

Not vying for the contest, but the Ouija story brought back my own Oujia memories...

In my experience, when someone has a hard to pronounce name (not Kamala. A first grader can say “Kamala” with no difficulty), they get very happy when you say it right or ask them how to pronounce it so you can say it right. A politician, of all people, would understand that. it’s obviously not really about saying her…

Honda Fit!!

They obviously forgot to install the Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator 

The bomb squad:

We’re waiting!

local clams reported cases of shell shock.

I’ll bet the local fish were stunned.

I’m glad my job doesn’t involve applying heat to giant WWII bombs, hoping for the best.  New things to be thankful for everyday.

When In New Orleans

“Without a Whisper”

Normal sounds can sound unnatural in the woods. (long)