They obviously forgot to install the Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator 

The bomb squad:

We’re waiting!

local clams reported cases of shell shock.

I’ll bet the local fish were stunned.

I’m glad my job doesn’t involve applying heat to giant WWII bombs, hoping for the best.  New things to be thankful for everyday.

When In New Orleans

“Without a Whisper”

When I was a kid, like under 3, so this would have been in the 1960s-my parents lived in a small jersey shore town. There were six houses, all connected by paths into a central courtyard. A few houses down was a house the neighborhood kids had determined was a scary house. There wasn’t anything outwardly scary, it was…

I wish I had a ghost story because I love them (although I’m too much of a scaredy cat to seek anything like that out). But this is the most terrifying thing that ever happened to me.

Normal sounds can sound unnatural in the woods. (long)

Years ago, when I was a young adult, I lived in a rural area outside of a small town. To get to my house, I had to drive through a section of a wooded area. Not quite big enough to be a forest, and if you walked enough in one direction or another, you’d hit cattle pastures and farmland.

This is the scariest story I know.

Not my story - I ‘witnessed’ it, but was a baby at the time.

I must confess up front this is not particularly scary - but it is definitely ghostly. It just involves my father - the sweetest man ever - so how scary is that?! Lol. I grew up in the country on a farm with horses. Since we were so remote, and the driveway to my childhood home so long, my parents had installed a…

This is a story that my mom told me from her teenage years when I was in elementary school after we discovered that the house we were living at was haunted.

So, here I go again. I actually submitted this last year, but late, and it got lost in the shuffle. The thing is, I don’t know if people will think its that scary. I only want to share because it is 100 percent true, and the lack of scares will be entirely due to me not being a particularly good story teller. This did…

I’ve grown up with ghosts and spirits being real, and a good grounding in how to handle them, and I’m afraid there’s only two times I’ve really been scared in that context – one a very weird encounter with a partial thing when I was a kid that’s not lending itself to a telling, the other a location near my family’s…

Welp, there goes any chance I had at productivity for today.