That makes sense. You should write articles for Lifehacker. 

“this isn’t the same thing as ; that’s a separate subscription service”

Color me crazy, but I feel like there are some key points missing in this article...like words/links that have disappeared.

Apropos 

His true reward was the friendships he made along the way :D

That night ended in a blown up 10 second car and some buster had to drive the best race driver both sides of the Mississippi home only to be rewarded with someone else’s already opened beer. 

Shouldn’t you explain pro-ana at the start of the article? Had to google. There is a mention of anorexia at the end.

Keep an eye on the site in early August. I’ve got a project lined up that I’m hoping will fix my broken spirits a bit.

Can we take a moment to acknowledge the excellent camera work by Mr.Panda? Landscape. The Odyssey is perfectly framed in the center of the shot. Well executed, Mr. Panda!

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

Running a monitor for 8 hours where I didn’t before costs roughly $0.46/month, I don’t use extra lights because it’s daytime and I have windows, I don’t pay data usage charges, and the Internet is a flat fee whether I’m using it or not.

It will be worse for the rescuers who will be stepping on those pieces to pull your mangled body from the wreckage.

The correct analogy comes from “Friday”, as far as being thrown out of the outside:

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest aspect ratio.

But do black bars burn in on OLED? I thought that meant the individual pixels were turned off.

I'm guessing this article was from an interview for season 6 of Bosch. The show is pretty good but he does a really good job in his role. Recommend it. 

It may not be very obscure but I’d go with Cool Runnings. It was one of John Candy’s final films and if you don’t at least tear up at the end you’re dead in side.

And choose wisely - without a base, without a trace!

Looks like I’m gonna host a cookout for readers after all this is over.

I, I can explain...you see...well, the thing is...what happened is...