“What a nice young man. We must certainly cheer on his horse.”
“And then she had the nerve to tell me her one million dollar horse was as good as my two million dollar horse! How droll! Yes? May I help you?” “I know you folks wanted to come over and say hello, and didn’t, so I’m...buying your dinner!” “Oh my...that certainly is a commendable gesture, young man.”
“HONEY! THAT GUY FROM SNL WHO COULDN’T KEEP HIS COMPOSURE IS RIGHT OVER THERE!”
“From the director of ‘The Greasy Strangler’.”