That cup reminds me of something out of Dante’s Inferno. I don’t like it.

Linus as Pooh

Whenever I hear someone go , “But why now? Why all these women now?” Let me use my experience and simple rational logic to explain WHY NOW.

Meh, she should have just gotten all of their names and addresses and sent them a Christmas Card this year.

Yeah the fact that the half-brother agreed to this would explain why they don’t have a great relationship.

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

Also, for the record, there is nothing wrong with having an intellectual disability and there its kind of shitty to talk to an adult with an intellectual disability like they are “special” (IE a child) anyways. Like I get that Trump was making the joke that deafness is like having an intellectual disability and that’s…

I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

The real story is no longer even remotely that this deranged, colossally ignorant, mendacious, and malicious man has somehow become the nominee of a major party. The Republican Party is nothing but a racist con job and money-laundering operation anyhow, it has been running on fumes for a generation. So yeah, whatever.…

its all v v ARE U MY MUMMY

It’s been ten years since I last saw Ryan Adams and I still get pissed when I think about that show. He got mad at ...something... and pulled the plug after 6 songs.

“We are coming”

Which makes sense, because gay couples, and adoptive parents, all new parents, need to bond with their new child during a time-sensitive stage. It really does need to be for everyone, though, not just federal employees.

Canada (my country) has something like 35 weeks of parental leave at 55% of income (which I still…

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Aw congratulations! Mr. Dog and I have been together for 22 years, married for 15.

I just keep finding reasons to use this.

I don't feel like cunt is a strong enough word.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

Winter is fantastic precisely because it is awful. Being someone whose psychological gears are carefully calibrated to operate in the specific space between “morose” and “lachrymose”, I find winter delightful. In summer, everyone is happy and cheerful and full of joy and THAT IS GARBAGE.