Don't forget forest fires (both natural and man-made)! A single such event releases tonnes of CO2 into the atmosphere.

@Gordonium: But your futon will miss you!

@Araam Borhanian: Can you think of a word better than "food"?

What a fowl illusion.

The only thing that can tithe me over till the show right now is an actual zombocalypse.

The actions of the firefighters and the reaction of the family can only deduce to this...

upon discovering the bowels of the internet, it will then create Skynet

I'll admit it was because of the bag noise that I went out to get Sunchips to see how loud/fun it was. Needless to say, catches midnight snackers.

As an additional prize those lucky two get a hundred friend requests from commenters :D

@WestwoodDenizen: Great, I read the article but my eyes missed the last paragraph.

I found her a match

knowing bike thieves, that car still ain't safe.

@Eythan D'Amico: I was about to say since no other east coast city has tracks on their streets like Toronto does.

@ThirteenOfTwo: In the credits those are different actors listed as older children, but I too thought they didn't look any different.

Those last few seconds poo-pood the movie for me, even though I stayed through the credits and heard a distinctive "ping" at the end.

:( I thought it was a Commodore 64 crafted out of ham

@FriarNurgle: Gold xbox live for netflix. Update is for all silver/gold members.

@FrankAguilar: PS3 doesn't "officially" play .mkv files.

Ruh roh, exposed gamertag for the masses

Don't come a' knockin' if the barn is rockin'?