@Magnetar_Melon: WHOAT

"pffft want socialism go to China if you want it!"

@out0mind: money gets shit done, son

@Lemonade: communism gets shit done son

@FriedPeeps: If someone came into your yard riding on a bulldozer pointing to the Bible that your house should be theirs, are you going to move out?

@Go Vols!: I see that you're not aware that when Vice President Joe Biden visited Israel, Israel announced that they will be expanding into East Jerusalem which is Palestinian territory.

who's got that much pr0n? after a zettabyte, you have a problem

without multitasking, i would suck at starcraft

@relawson: You belong in infomercials as that "has this happened to you?" guy

@8oardR1der: Ask your wife.

@GC: Hmmm now that I think of it, I have lived without a toaster. But I also didn't buy toaster strudels or bread at the time. Also, poor.

I actually know people who don't own a toaster...

How to give wood [fullstop] would be a great fleshbot article.