Please see above.

“I said, ‘If he exits the house without coming into this room, I’m gonna give him a pass. But if he comes into this room. I’m not going to give him a pass,’” he said.

Yes I have seen them. When we were at Bowie State together back in the day, they were in the right pair of jeans and they made me ask her out (No regrets.) I can appreciate the additional seasoning that the years have applied.

Glad to see a Bill Duke reference. Jesus, that death stare.

Wait....Isaac Hayes OR Darius Rucker? Isn’t that like pancakes or chitlins?

You had me at Alaga.

I blame Betsy Devos for this.

This some kind of “chicken doesn’t need seasoning” adjacent arguement?

Chicken and Waffles is the food of The Gods. A perfect combination of salty, spicy, sweet, meat and carbs. Waffles even come with their own butter and syrup retention mechanism.

I honestly can’t believe it’s 2018 and I have to explain the innate…

An icy Check soda. Lawd. I’d give it to her and I wouldn’t give her the first batch of dried out BBQ drenched in sauce. She has earned that much.

A huggie drink bottle.

She got offered a raw deal. I am not dropping Netflix because she walked away from a bad deal. She didn’t like and and didn’t take it. Asking people to boycott because you didn’t get paid should not be a negotiating tactic against a company that does not have to offer you a deal in the first place.

stove top stuffing with a cranberry marshmello puree

I can already taste that bland-ass macoroni and Kraft box spaghetti.

One of the wealthiest, most successful people in the world and doctors STILL don’t take her seriously about her own body. But sure, black maternal mortality is just a factor of “access” and “education. Ok.

“Minka, throw all those shirts in the trash. All of them!”

“Would greatly appreciate your thoughts on this as it gravely discredits your efforts to include Lena without holding her accountable,”

Tapper cut Miller off? The interview was 13 minutes in, that’s not a cut off, that’s having to go to commercial break because you ran on too long.

Former waiter here. We’re not going to remember you for leaving a tip whether we see it or not (barring something really special). We are definitely going to remember you if you don’t...whether we see it or not. And I haven’t waited tables in probably 15 years, but I swear I could still pick the guy who bailed on his…

In the name of all things Janet Damita Jo Jackson...’eff Timberlake.