Do you think he’d still be alive if she had machine-gun jubblies?

I feel like I need to apologize to Puerto Rico on behalf of my fellow Americans that won’t recognize them as American (due to their language and/or skin color).
But they don’t need apologies, they need a shitload of help, so I found a local bakery collecting relief supplies for Puerto Rico and am making a big donation…

How much do you have to hate women to be against birth control? That just flies in the face of basic decency and body autonomy. I won’t even get into all the social ills of not having access and being able to afford birth control, domestic violence being one of them. I genuinely don’t understand.

All Bernie did was convince a bunch of white people that their needs mattered more than the rest of the country.

>>>>”Why every minute detail of our lives must be recorded for public consumption is beyond me.” 

*waits patiently for #NotAllMen crowd, especially the subset who should really know better when #NotAllWhitePeople enrages them*

Okay if anyone has the power to stop this show from hi-jacking our lives anymore it’s King James. He came after Trump & he didn’t respond. LeBron keep it up. You can save us. Thank you.

I listened to The Velvet Rope for the first time in a long time a few weeks back because I was talking to someone about Q-Tip, which reminded me of “Got ‘Til It’s Gone.” I remember feeling like I was listening to an illicit album the first time I heard it because it was grown and sexy in a different way than Janet.…

Girl...at least you’re married. In society’s eyes you’ve completed step 1 of the “acceptable woman” checklist. Try being single, perpetually, in your late 20s. Hunny, the questions and side eyes are never ending. But i feel your main on being asked invasive reproductive questions.

Gibson’s lawyer called Norma “a lying piece of s—t.” He added, “Tyrese is devastated. He’s a good guy and I will prove that.”

I have no desire to have children. Not even an inch. I don’t even feel the uterine quivers, whenever I see a cute/well-behaved child. I am too picky... In mates (long story short: I don’t want a “sperm donor” type of co-parent for my kids). The dumbest thing I keep on hearing is: “Don’t worry, you’ll change your mind,…

[I]t’s an open society and it’s hard to prevent anything

Is there such a thing as a feral adult because if so, I think we’ve got one here. Raised by rabid wolves , with not a hint of broughtupsie or a passing acquaintance with empathy, manners or the basics of human dignity or respect.

She is all of our grandmothers. My Grandmother called him Deznel until the day she died. I love me some Deznel Washington.

Wood Harris’ wig SLAYED in The Breaks!!! I started watching for the story and stayed for that living animal on his head and the copious cocaine snorting.

I never liked him anyway. Pretty motherfucker.

People who don’t have mental illness do NOT get it. It’s like they learn everything they know about mental illness from movies and TV. And that means: Mental illness = horrible, violent person.

I tend to use “skeezer” a lot.

This is my cue with my MiL to DUCK. Because someone fucked up. Hard.

This is peak Negrocity. This is blacker than Obama’s Easter Suit. Blacker than Collards with Salt Pork. Even Kanye strolling the red carpet at the VMAs with a bottle of yak isn’t this black. This is the Vantablack of Niggananigans. We will never see another instance of blackness like this in our lifetime. It should be…