“Punch-Drunk Love” (2002) was a pretty decent film. Sandler was surprisingly good and showed a sweet awkwardness that gets buried under his goofy, frat-boy schtick. Also, the late Philip Seymour Hoffman was wonderful in it.

What? It’s perfect on a turkey with provolone, lettuce, tomato, and avocado on whole grain. Try it.

Many of us sisters with very tightly coiled hair (I’m a 4c) have complicated histories with it, like a love-hate relationship. I think it boils down to insecurity and the lingering assumption that kinky, nappy hair is ugly, and that loosely-waved hair that doesn’t require chemical straightening is the accepted…

Let’s agree to disagree. Miracle Whip doesn’t belong in a potato salad even though it’s labeled a salad dressing instead of mayo. I like MW on turkey sandwiches only.

Yep. That was petty af.

She’s gonna start a YouTube cooking channel so she can ruin some perfectly good chicken and put black olives in, but no paprika on, her potato salad. Oh, and she’ll use Miracle Whip instead of Duke’s in said potato salad.

This one is pretty un-fuck-with-able. Forget the wardrobe and accessories, what’s sis’ edges looking like? If a toothbrush wasn’t involved in the making of the hairstyle, go back and try again (please don’t try to understand this logic, just go with it). If a proper gel or styling agent cannot be located, make sure to…

Off topic, sort of. Oprah’s bosom has been looking fantastic. I bet the heat coming off it is incredible. I bet she tucks a small floral sachet deep down in there. I want to press my cheek against her bosom and feel it mash down the slightest bit. She’s sexy intellectual, earth mother, and mf, don’t try it all at once.

Aw naw. May she rest peacefully. Ms. LaSalle was a beloved part of our playlists at cookouts, card games, Friday fish frys, and Saturday morning cleaning. I would’ve liked to have seen her perform in person.

I read that Glover needed time off to satisfy obligations to other projects.

Well. I mean, the new season should be lit cause they had 3 years to work on it. I’ma stay salty until Mar. 1.

Stephen Miller could most def be an unsub on “Criminal Minds.”

I strongly dislike the video (cause it’s stupid), and I strongly dislike Timberfake, Timberflake, Timbersnake, Timberhate, and however else I can childishly bastardize his stupid name. His stupid face, his stupid promo, and his stupid wannabe whiteboy rnb coolness. I hold grudges for forever.

What comes up comes out. That’s a nigga for you.

When at a restaurant, I only use cash and I usually don’t think twice about placing the tip on the table. I just leave it in the server wallet, which isn’t supposed to be handled by a busser. When in a more casual space like a coffee shop, I never leave a tip for a specific employee in the tip jar unless there are…

#3 - “Not your teeth, just your mouth.” Ha!!!!

Okay, I’m pretty sure that’s Howard Hewett’s voice I hear. I wonder if he was like, “Cut me a check for the vocals but I’ma have to skip the video.”

I would’ve loved to hear Charlie Murphy privately roast his younger brother about the terribleness of his music and accompanying videos.

They’re Generation Z, or iGeneration, or Post-Millennials, or Centennials, or Homeland Generation, whichever you like (per Wikipedia).

I was a fundraiser in my former career. I can prolly get you some campaign monies.