Melania looks like a fembot.

I’m sorry to tell you, but George Washington Carver did not invent peanut butter. I was hurt when I found out, but alas, tis tru.

Why, thank you kindly! 🙏🏾

He’s been in Congress since 1991 and has never passed a major piece of legislation, lost by a pretty damn decent margin to the woman who couldn’t convince white people to vote for her instead of Trump, and isn’t even the best Bernie Sanders; Larry David is.

These “Do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do” indiscreet mfs, I swear...

The “Got til It’s Gone” video is a visually stunning masterpiece. Janet looks all dewy-skinned and glow-y, and it’s filled with so many beautiful Black people that it swells my heart. I get in my feelings when I watch it.

I recall watching an awards show at which Janet was being honored with a legends award, and featured was a clip of Jam and Lewis talking about the process of making and recording VR. They said that some days Janet didn’t even show up to work. That was one of many tough periods for her and her mood was often dark. But…

I’m 47 and every now and again, my gorgeous 70-year-old mother will put her hands on her hips, cock her head at a 33-degree angle, and fix her thin little lips to ask me, “Gal, are you EVER going to give me any grand babies?” Before she can even finish muttering “grand babies” I say unequivocally and unapologetically,…

Tamar laid on my nerves so bad that I had to stop watching “Braxton Family Values.” Despite her antics and beefs with a whole bunch of folk, Tamar sings her ass off. She’s not a singer, she’s a sanger. Every time I hear “My Man” on the radio, I’m like, “Sang, girl!”

Me wait patient.

Respectfully, I disagree. Trump campaigned for around 18 months and he’s still campaigning to the white people who stubbornly and senselessly vote against their own interests, and were clear on who they wanted in office come hell or high water. It also didn’t help that Clinton was viewed as being an extension of Obama…

What she did was underestimate white female voters, and 53 percent unceremoniously showed her ass the door. If a white woman can’t get the majority of white women to vote for her because they prefer a racist, sexist, megalomaniacal, unempathetic, clueless, stupid, spoon-fed, hypersensitive, baby-feelings-having ass,…

Wood Harris was everything in the movie. I loved loved LOVED the part where Nikki tells Barry that his boy has been stealing from him by dubbing receipts out on tour. What transpired next was just some damn fine acting. “This is a JOB, not a hook up!!!!! Then, to Nikki, “You, sweetheart, come!” Yessir.

Ass, as in “You ass” is another one in my treasure trove of righteous indignation.

Heifer was always in my vocab. And I’m from Alabama, so it’s an amalgamation of, things. Can’t explain.

I like bum. I use ‘broad’ and ‘trick-ass ho’ all the time to describe women, and men, who I cannot tolerate. But yes, bum is now in my vocabulary.

When a grown ass Black man or Black woman says, “Hold on, first of all”, twice in a row at that, you about to be told something that should not have to be explained to you to begin with. Nucca.

That was my show! I was heartbroken when it was canceled. Anika and Jill had great chemistry.

That young girl is dead. To me at my age, she was just a baby only starting out in life. Her loved ones are grieving and missing her. Whatever you may think about how her death came about, it’s just as easy to show compassion as it is to do the opposite.

I had that, and sadly I didn’t make full use of it. I attended one semester at Coppin State in SW Baltimore, and got restless and moved to GA. This employer also paid 100 percent of employees’ medical/dental. I was a fool to leave and caught hell for it when I struggled for more than a year, without a degree, to find…