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Ah, yes...chocolate rabbit eggs are indeed delicious.

It’s not a complaint that I’ve ever uttered at a social gathering.

I’m old enough to remember when The Takeout was full of well-written articles about food and beverage. Shame I learned more about some random Asian kid’s struggles with binge drinking/self-identity and less about a drink that I was actually interested in learning about.

What I’ve noticed increasing year over year is the number of idiots who think they can just cruise at whatever speed they feel like in the left lane of an interstate. Rolling traffic jams are more common than I can ever remember them being at any point in my three decades+ of driving, and this leads to lots of stupid

Troll harder, kid.

Can’t imagine how someone sits down to write this article and doesn’t even mention Low Winter Sun.

Well, he certainly isn’t as racist as Joe Biden. His 47-year record as a politician is available to anyone who cares to examine it, and it’s clearly not flattering by today’s standards.

Yes, Joe Biden’s face said that he is a tired old man who is growing more senile with each passing day, but malicious power-grabbers like his own wife aren’t human enough to allow him to rest and enjoy the years of relative consciousness he has left.

Plenty of white kids under the age of 18 have been tried as adults for various crimes, but don’t let that fact interrupt your narrative of racial victimhood.

So you were as much a self-proclaimed idiot in 1976 as you were in 1980.

I was staunchly opposed to the Iraq War at nine.

In the deep South, politics are cult-ish.

You shouldn’t feel great about it.

Wow, I can smell your envy from here.

Yeah, except that it’s pretty much true.

Jealous much?

I’m sorry she missed the honor of a lifetime.

In point of fact, she never finished high school. Never got a GED either.

Her father owned a construction company, her mother managed a summer camp and she went to public school, in Kentucky. I’ll let you figure out if her family was likely to have been in the top 1% of income earners in the US based on those facts.

“For me, when Donald Trump got elected that just changed everything. Because this is an impeached president who’s broken many laws and has refused to condemn white supremacy, and it feels like there has been a line drawn in the sand,” she said. “I don’t want to support a president who supports white