I’ll go to my grave insisting that Altered States is one of the greatest pieces of cinema ever made.

Yeah, it’s pretty frightening to think we might soon be living in a society where internal combustion and red meat are banned, the police no longer exist, and a senile career politician has access to the most advanced nuclear arsenal on the planet.

Wow, that brings back memories.

I don’t think this is from a movie, but I HATE open staircases.

Clearly, he hasn’t read much Chuck Palahniuk.

If having sex is “work”, you’re not doing something right.

Fuck paying for sex, seems to me that BICOUPLE needs to find another couple like them, so that hubby can get with the dude and wifey can get with the chick. NEWSFLASH: there are places to look for these people online.

This.

Is “hopes” your pet name for your penis?

PROTIP: Don’t live your life surrounded by people involved in the drug trade and your chances of being killed by police drop immensely.

LMAO@ OMG THE RUSSIANS ARE STEALING THE ELECTION AGAIN!!!11!!!!!!111!

Yep, just like all those violent riots and looting that happened when right-wingers took to the streets after Obama’s two election wins...

Sorry, but am I supposed to find two 30-something women playing two 13-year-old girls funny?

Still celebrating, Harron?