Wow, just when you think the casual racism at this pile-of-shit you people call a blog can’t get any worse, we get a tossed-off piece of garbage like this.

The legend lives on from the Mocama on down
Of the big sound they called Guadalquini
The sound, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of September turn gloomy
With a load of econo bore eleven thousand tons more
Than the MV Golden Ray weighed empty
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the fires…

UH OH!

Oh, I think we all know why...

Yep, now that this turd has been demonstrated to be a fucking liar, the whole thing is just “inconsequential foolishness”. But back when he initially came forward with this unbelievable story, I would imagine you (and those like you) were singing a completely different song.

Yep, if you’re a conservative who appoints a gay man to a top-level position, he’s a “prop”, but I bet if Black Jesus had had the balls to do it at any point during his eight feckless years in office, you’d have fallen all over yourself to proclaim “HOW BRAVE!”

I won’t hold my breath for the update to this fake news story where it was finally admitted that the intelligence community had zero evidence to make the claims that you and the NYT so breathlessly reported, because...

The Corvette kept its composure even with mid-corner gear changes, so smooth were the shifts that they surely must have been lubricated by purist tears.

Thanks for chiming in, Bernie Bro.

Please keep believing all of that.

When I go to the beach, I’m always looking for a little extra toe.

Dafoe has already played a Marvel character.

My grandfather from North Carolina used to cure his own hams, and eating country ham biscuits while tailgating for early kickoff college football games is one of my fondest memories of childhood.

Oreos are a spectacular idea! Now everyone on the plane can have dark pieces of cookie stuck between their teeth at the end of the flight.

Was this supposed to be clever?

Nominate Pocahantas to run as the Democrat candidate.

“By now I would have thought the car would be covered in tampon ads and Massengill and whatever,” she said