No offense meant, but that might be a better way to go out given the alternative.

Troll harder, kid.

Since when have red-blooded American men complained about hot lesbian action?

LMAO@ Obama as “the best of us”.

Thanks, Thanos.

Yeah, yeah...libtards have been whining that he’s gonna be the next Hitler since before he took the oath of office. Haven’t seen signs of it yet, and we’re never going to. He was also supposed to start WWIII, but that also hasn’t happened. Who knows? Maybe he’ll get that done in his second term, after he finishes round…

Yep, step back everyone, we’ve got a black-belt level Keyboard Cowboy here.

You’ll lose both cases.

Shocked I had to scroll down this far to find a libtard predictably blaming Trump for a problem that’s existed for as long as I’ve been flying on airliners (decades).

Yep, step back everyone, we’ve got a black-belt level Keyboard Cowboy here.

And you are going to fucking prison.

The gold is tacky as fuck if he’s trying to echo the flag

Pretty easy to understand why someone who writes for the decaying carcass of the former Gawker Media Group would complain about Air Force One’s new paint job...

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRT

#WhatDoesThisHaveToDoWithKobe

So will she be able to play in the WNBA one day?

He doesn’t appear to know what he’s arguing, but knows he wants to argue.

One is an aircraft, one is a spacecraft.

It’s not a “criteria”, buddy, it’s just a simple fact. No matter what its ground speed, a Boeing 747 is a subsonic aircraft. That’s another simple fact.

Guess you never read the tale of the Tortoise and the Hare when you were a kid...