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-That general was replaced by his deputy in a day and seems up to speed already.

You forgot that you’re stupid?

Another gutless take brought to you by the libtarded racists at The Root.

Yes, money isn’t always worth the agony that some jobs entail, but chasing your dreams often comes with a hit to the wallet, so it’s best not to complain if that’s your situation. It’s rare that one gets to have the best of both worlds (love your job, get paid oodles of dough to do it).

Especially since Mitsu doesn’t even build the Versa.

Tell us more, Jimmy Buffett.

And it just looks freaking cool.

People who drive like that get what they deserve if they are ever involved in a front-end collision.

Related: How hard is it to drive in high heels?

And God knows web-based media doesn’t pay very well.

No, he said “fairy tale”, not “libtard wet dream”.

Oh yeah, you’re an idiot.

I shopped the Q60 in early 2018 when I decided to move on from my Accord Coupe V6 which had provided flawless service for 8 years. The car has lovely exterior styling and a great engine, shame it’s all brought down by the antiquated infotainment system.

Or maybe some snowflake gets killed in the “safe space” of an ultra-liberal college campus. Imagine the fun we can have with all the stereotypes presented by that setting!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

Yeah, it was great period in human history when if you got the wrong kind of bacteria in a deep scratch you could look forward to an agonizing death from sepsis.

A pregnant waitress already got more than the tip.

Yeah, trace it far enough and I’m sure you’ll find a MAN to blame.

Who the fuck is this freak?

Now in typically race-baiting headlines from the shitheads at The Root: This piece of garbage. Yup.