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iteatsyoustartingwithyourbottom

Yes! Yes, we can. Come 'ere you!


Lol.

Thank you!


That's really all I can say about that.

I love that show! (well, obviously, but you know what I mean! Can't say it enough!)

Nature's miracle is the shit!
We're toilet training our cats (going well!), and at first, one of them was all against it and she shit on the floor when she couldn't hold it anymore.

Sorry, I'm taken. I have Mr. Dude and our cat babies.

This is my face too. People tend to avoid me or give me lots of side eye until they actually start talking to me. They've done this my entire life. I just give off a really bitchy, snobby vibe/image. Then when people talk to me, they're all surprised.
I'll ask if I did anything to make them think I was a bitch, or a

Oh my glob you guys! This is my life!

Apparently, this is how I've looked my entire life. I changed schools a lot and would go through the 2-4 week period where nobody would talk to me or play with me or anything. Then finally someone would, and they'd be like, "Wow, you're totally not snobby/bitchy/mean."
Cue me being


Aww, thank you! I'm happy you approve! :D

Gah! So true!
See, the more we talk about this, the angrier I get.

I know. Mr. Dude can be pretty shy, so I'm thankful he never resorted to PUA behavior. I can see how someone who is shy and lonely would be willing to try anything, especially something that fellow dudes praise and profess is the "only way to get girls/laid".
I think it's like what you said, they need to work on

Hopefully more dogs come into the program? Kinda like a revolving door, as one dog leaves another comes in. It would still be heard to let go of someone you've bonded with for 8 weeks, especially in that environment, but if there is constant doggie love I imagine it would be similar to working at a shelter. Rewarding

Me too!
Thankfully, Mr. Dude knows my limits and we've only ever talked about how terrible they are. Mr. Dude and I met online, and his opening line was something about polar bears and penguins breaking the ice. That's about as much as I can handle.
If he had "negged" me or tried any other BS in person, I'd have gone

So full of rage right now.

Thank you! I really appreciate it, I'm pretty terrible at coming up with handles and was afraid this one might've been too long. :)

AHHH! LSP!

To return the favor, here ya go! Because this lil' guy makes my heart fart <3

My reaction to her stupid comment:

I just laughed so hard, I farted.
I don't know how it happened, but it did and now I'm at once embarrassed and euphoric. lol