Poo-tee-WTF?

So it went.

Squanch and squanch.

Aw, but then you'll miss out on this concoction: http://www.hotelchocolat.co…

Exactly.

'Earthy'… 'sensual'… 'flouncy'… 'flamboyant'… 'joyous'…

HULK'S MASH!

You've plainly not been on the boards of www.cemeterywank.com this morning, have you?

Jury's still out two months later.

… when I have this perfectly serviceable penis in front of me and a tender, loving nature?

"Babylon 5 is a pile of shit."

Yup, but I was striking while the iron was hot. As hot as this Starbucks caramel latte I'm enjoying in the back of this Uber cab - a straight-off-the-production-line Honda CRV, I believe - while watching Hulu shows on my iPhone.

… and cliched writing?

He could also be an arsonist.

Uber has been active in Africa since 2012 - it operates in South African and Nigeria and is looking to launch in Kenya imminently before expanding to other parts of the continent.

I love this song!

Very much anachronistic.

Hourglass, goddammit! HOURGLASS!

Zod moves in mysterious ways. Non-dolphin-ish ways, it turns out.

The 'T' stands for 'two'.