How I wish he could not be two celluloid things.

Then you're not trying hard enough, Mr Bag.

You can have any one you want, as long as it's as unique and
special as you are.

You split an infinitive there.

Why must the kids sbtrkt all the perfectly cromulent vowels?

Wait, these are CANADIAN dollars! ARRGH. What the fuck, robot?

Their music is sampled. It's totally fake. It's made by machines 'cause they don't mistakes.

… and Ringfinger is about wanking, so it has that going for it too.

Hypothesis hypotenuse… Hypothesis hypotenuse… Hypothesis hypotenuse…

"Bob… gun."

Jamiroquai - for people who find Stevie Wonder too edgy.

I heartily approve.

Amen, brother.