Doormat salesman!? I mean, you have to really know people to convince them to buy a doormat....

Doormat salesman. Every time.

This. Which is exactly what Boogie did with Team USA in 2014, winning the gold at Worlds.

Personally, I’d like to see him traded to Latvia for Kristaps Porzingis and the guys who rapped about Kristaps Porzingis.

That was all Melo’s fault. I don’t have any data to back this up, but I know it to be 100% true.

It’s the Boogie Paradox. Millions of Boogie Truthers have written, “Just wait until Boogie goes to a stable and professional organization, he’ll dominate!” The problem is, any organization in which Boogie is a part of is by it’s very nature unstable and unprofessional.

Word. That 2004 bronze proved the LeBron and Duncan are trash.

You BoogieTruthers are relentless.

“Tell us about it.”

I don’t think there are any current MLSers on this version of El Tri. But, Rafa Marquez, one of the Mexico goal scorers the other night at age 37, was *horrible* in MLS.

“The best team in MLS would get relegated instantly from any top league in Europe.”

Chicago. What godawful third-world backwater hellhole do you live in that they’re not?

There’s a big I’m young and don’t want kids right now so I’ll say they’re stupid sentiment here (some people don’t want kids. They tend to not say much about kids at all.)

I’m 33 and nearly all of my college friends have kids. My GF and I are in agreement that it interests us not at all.

All but one of my friends is a new mom. I don’t mind that our get togethers are basically play dates because I love them and their kids, but there are a few of our friends who have stopped showing up/being invited because they can’t relate to that world. The single friends judge the parent friends for not being “cool”…

My wife and I will probably be having our first child next year. I’ll be 36 so most of my friends (and hers) have children at this point. I’ve gotten to see both sides to this story. We have plenty of friends who have had kids and then continued to live their lives. They find a sitter to go out when the kids shouldn’t…

You’re grumpy and don’t like kids is the problem. No worries, I have the same problem and it’s not that I don’t like kids, they are cool I just don’t want to hang with kids (at all).

It’s a delicate thing...there is no right or wrong.

Listen, I appreciate the sentiment here, but parents treat you differently once they have kids and you don’t.
It’s the way of things. Their new family is at the apex of their concerns.
You have a simulacrum of your previous relationship; it’s not lost, entirely, but it will never be what it was.
You can’t have it all.…

This is contrived bullshit. Priorities change and you learn to manage them, this goes for both sides.