Why was the anchor for the yellow team the anchor for the yellow team?

Typical Deadspin, always sticking up for Cardinals fans, or as they call them around here “the greatest fans in baseball”. I’m sick of the pro-Cardinal bias of this place!

Cardinal fans don’t want the accussed actions of a few to represent all of them. “Most of us are classy enough to call him the n-word in the privacy of our home around only friends and family.”

There are 69 calories in a “vodka Diet Coke.”

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

“See? This is why women shouldn’t play sports! They cry and quit when a coach is even a little bit hard on them.” - my uncle, probably

I’m back to calling grown men who show up to baseball games looking kind of dorky and wearing old baseball gloves “potentially endearing” depending on their behavior.

San Antonio is a pretty good place to work and live... especially compared to that disgusting shitpile Houston. Most people go to San Antonio because military. Its 3 airbases disguised as a city. Although the Mexican food is off the hook good in San Antone.

Houston is New Orleans if you take away all the cool stuff. Backwater, swamp mosquito infested shithole.

San Antonio doesn’t get enough love. Houston is garbage.

San Diego is like going to beautiful Hawaii but staying at a Ramada near a beach, being surrounded by a bunch of assholes who are also not from there.

Kansas City has better BBQ than St. Louis and is a better city in every single way.

Both better than that swampass shithole you call Houston.

neither is hartford.

He is very effective in certain match ups. He would’ve been great in the upcoming Clippers series with his ability to draw Jordan and Blake out to the perimeter, freeing up the middle for guard penetration and offensive rebounding.

Yeah, but we do need another piece to really compete for a championship. Winning a first round series against the Clippers would be great and all, but knowing you cannot win against the top 3 in the conference kinda sucks. We need to get super lucky on a draft pick to make this happen, since we're not getting a big…

No one feels good about Boston winning anything. You don’t get to be a “feel good” story when every professional sports team in your city has won a championship in the last decade.

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