Hassan Whiteside?! More like Hassan Upsidethehead, amirite?!

When it gets too hot for the comforter, you kick it off and just have the sheet on you. THAT is what it’s for!

I remember some research done by football outsiders that basically said the same thing about age vs. years played (within some normal limits, obviously). Its more about miles on the tires than purchase date, you know?

I mean, I hate Dwight Howard too, but he’s an enormous human playing in his 12th NBA season. David Robinson’s whole career was only 13 seasons - I think it was after season 13 where Hakeem fell apart too. It’s probably unfair to expect Dwight to still be ‘good enough to carry a team whose second best player is Hedo…

I like how you dropped a high football IQ joke in an article aimed at less than casual football fans. Made me smile.

One of these articles comes out every year before the Super Bowl and I always ask, are there actually people who feel the need to try and fake knowledge of the game as opposed to just saying, I don’t really watch football, I’m just here for party?

Glad to see the New York Islanders are not the only ones paying Mike Comrie to do nothing.

Honestly, what CSC employees have done is downright terrible. But in almost most of those cases, it sounds like the victims invited (not incited) danger. Jumping onto the field is illegal (even if everyone is doing it). Being hammered at a game is illegal, and the main reason I don’t even like live sporting events. As…

That on a night when most of the rest of the league is publicized to be wearing T-shirts supporting Black History Month it’d look really bad if they cut to the Kings game and everyone is wearing monkey shirts instead. Context always comes after first impression.

You sonned him!

You know what really makes Seahawks fans look petulant and stupid? Referring to themselves as ‘12s’. It was nice when you were an up-and-coming team, but now it’s time to shut the fuck up with that.

I remember the first time I felt the jealousy as I rounded the bases. Glorious.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

THIS. I’m a diehard Pats fan and it’s mindblowing the second guessing in hindsight we’re seeing today. You have to go for it. If they kick a FG then enver get the ball back it’d be much, much harder to stomach today. The Broncos were the better team yesterday. That’s why we lost.

How could you football without tablets?!

Not sure what Trent Dilfer has to do with this

It's not on Microsoft. Patriots just hacked the wrong sidelines this week.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

That explains it. I spent ten minutes around some Seahawk fans and I felt exactly the same way.