Hey, horse racing fans, notice how there aren’t any tennis fans bitching about Serena’s exclusion from this list? Just sayin’.

Extraordinary Kinja.

C’mon, man - it’s obvious that high school and pro are different. All I was saying was that he’s from my area, I watched him a lot in high school, he was breathtaking, and it would be nice for him to have some success, because he had a kind of shitty college experience. If you can’t relate to that, well, I dunno, go…

His unusually long routes require a QB that can make a 12-step drop

Fair enough. I will save my scorn for the useless old fossils and the shitshow BBWA.

Ironically, so did Pete.

What is it like to be shit?

That is straight up booster money. It was meant for a prostitute.

Laugh all you want but we have no idea what kind of information they were able to get from that deer or how many lives it saved because of it.

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

B1G Tight End of the Year: Jake Butt

Welp, one thing is certain. Rick Pitino wouldn’t last 15 seconds in the ring.

As a UGA alum, I feel like I just broke up with a girlfriend who was wholesome and amazing but couldn’t clinch a SEC title. I am not good at metaphors.

Except they probably guess that this guy is going to disappear from the story. I’ve noticed in the past that big news media likes to overlap the little guy and make the story about THEIR ability to get the story. Once they get the presser, the uncredentialed guy who MADE the story isn’t necessary anymore.

Get your fucking act together MLS, only a bush league organization has a team in green playing a red one.

Wow. Dallas has the worst luck with shots taken in November.

You mean outside of Oregon and Oklahoma.

How many people, I wonder, really can’t tell the difference between “is the preferred sport of Republicans” and “appeals exclusively to Republicans” because only one of those things is in the piece.

Good thing for him he’s on Injured Reserve. His seats would suck if he was on Injured General Admission.

ONE NATION, ONE LOSS, NO TICKET.