HAHA sorry I just am so happy that we live in a world in which L.C. cutting off two inches of her hair is newsworthy

Callie, I'm really disappointed that L.C. didn't actually shave her head. Like super disappointed. I might have to leave work early.

It's just about power. These men who whisper her real name to her at conventions are trying to assert their power over her. They think that knowing this silly little fact gives them some kind of control over a situation where they have an ongoing "relationship" with a person who wants no real relationship with them.…

Learning my real name was so important for guys when I worked as a stripper. I was creeped out by it at first, but eventually accepted that it was part of the game. They wanted to feel like they knew you better than the other guys you gave dances too, as though they were somehow more special. So I told any guy who…

Chelsea Handler is what happens when your alcoholic aunt thinks she's your cool aunt.

Look, I'm an atheist - and someone that is an atheist after being brought up in a crazy hyper religious home with seven kids.

Meh. I prefer the trend of hiding Nicholas Cage's face all over the house.

Well I actually think PETA is lying, but you know. Regardless, you are correct in that the volunteers should GTFO. They should GTFO and volunteer at an organization that actually helps animals and is not batshit insane.

For their part, PETA is saying that they intended the pamphlet, entitled "A Cow's Life" to be filled with cartoon images instead, but that volunteers mixed them up.

That Daily Beast article was so slut-shamey and victim-blamey that any relevant or important information it might have included is lost on me. I had no opinion before (mostly because I, as a random person who has no insider information, don't really have a right to weigh in and I don't get why everyone thinks they do)…

All I see when Madonna does shit like this is:

I'm sorry.

So the decision to cast him as Loki was the better one. We all knew this. This is just confirmation.
He is a perfect Loki.
And Hemsworth is a fantastic Thor.
God, the two of them are just delicious in their own way, there's no need for comparisons. I can love them each in turn... Or perhaps all together...

I feel like I fulfill a good portion of my religious duties, but last night my friend and I tried to make a list of all of our sexual partners. Mine is well over 30, and I don't think the God that I believe in gives a shit.

Olivia Wilde tweeted about reading a book co-written by my dad (I realize I just ruined my Jez anonymity, but IDGAF, I just want to brag). Big news in our house!

I can NOT stop laughing at this!