You could also keep the passengers out, too. Much more effective.

Sound like a personal problem to me, frankly.

So a kebab means fuck all in England? That was the most confusing, everything else sort of made sense, or at least you could see where it came from.

My smoked ham laughs at your turkey’s short shelf-life. Although now I have a reason (other than gluttony) to finish off the last of the pumpkin pie.

This came out the same time he joined Twitter...coincidence?

Folks, this motherfucker took a homeopathic medicine and then stated that his “co-morbidities” prevented it from working. He hasn’t so much seen the light as he was whacked upside the head by a flashlight. 

Yeah this might have been a trial balloon to gauge reaction. That shit popped.

This is pretty interesting, since colorism in Brasil is based on class and not really as much as solely on race (not saying racism doesn’t exist, it’s just more complicated).

That’s a proper technique, with the wrong materials. The second layer of butter should be peanut butter (although lesser nut butters can be used in a pinch).

“Must not be allergic to polonium.”

See what you don’t understand about visionary thinkers is that they’re thinking in the future tense. So in 20 years when you’re saying to yourselves, “I should have bought that DoorDash stock when I had the chance ---AAAAAAAYYYYEEEEE” as you’re dumped into the boiling vat of DoorDash brand food stuffs, you’ll realize…

Absolutely disgusting.

Or he will have a mysterious accident and Melania will inherit everything as Baron’s caretaker.

Or what videotapes Trump has of his.

Salt and pepper is the bedrock. The spices are the pillars.

Correction:  you end up upside-down, like a bat that started Covid-19. This is biology class, miss.

He doesn’t have the cleavage to make the plain dress work.

Shit, I was just going to eat a pizza and watch Netflix. Now you’re making me think I should do something extra....nah.

Maybe she’ll get it and we’ll hear her last words.

I’m gonna get both just to be super safe. That’s like a combined efficacy of over 180%!